I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
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Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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