Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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