A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
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You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
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As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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