the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
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Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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