shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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