i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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