We're like a lot better than the average bears
I puked a lego.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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