I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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