I want to stick my p in your. b.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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