i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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