FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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