Welp...herpes.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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