Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
operation harelip BJ is a go
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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