That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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