thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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