Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
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Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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