Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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