If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
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I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize