just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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