So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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