You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Everything about him screamed your future.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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