Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
