Dual....:-)
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
you win again, gameday.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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