quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Randomize
