do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
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My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
It's never too late to be topless.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Randomize
