It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
