He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
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Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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