I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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