I only kidnapped one of them. chill
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
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I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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