I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
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Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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