Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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