She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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