Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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