i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
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someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
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I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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