He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
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Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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