In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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