So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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