then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
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All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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