You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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