Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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