He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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