Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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