i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
Randomize
