my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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