I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Randomize
