hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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