he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
