Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
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I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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