you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
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I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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