SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Liz is crying about burritos again.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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