Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
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