Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
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Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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