Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
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How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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