You're my little dorito
we have officially lost it.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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