If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
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Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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