I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
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Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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