fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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