I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
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Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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