yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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