Sry I called you an 8
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I am one with the molecules
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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